Apple vs Elan

According to this post at Macrumors Apple have recently settled with Elan over claims of multitouch patent infringement for around $5 million. I can imagine how that conversation went: Elan: Patent Infringements, blah blah blah Apple: Here's $5 million. Fuck Read more …

Game Month is here!

Well… who’d have thought it. In a couple of weeks, I’ll be celebrating 30 years on this planet. I feel like I’m doing pretty well all things considered and I’ve had a much easier life than many people on this Read more …

Make room for beer

my wife just emailed me this lovely tale… Enjoy! When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers A professor stood Read more …

One more thing…

One more thing I forgot during last weeks little rant on the lesser known peculiarities of being a parent… DANGER! Kids are dangerous. Today my son has head-butted my wife three times, tried to jam a whole stick of Celery Read more …

Stupid Looters

Over night some images appeared on Twitter showing supposed evidence of people having stolen iPads and iPhones from major outlets during the London/Birmingham/Manchester riots (not Apple stores as far as I can tell… they were well protected). Anyone that partakes Read more …

Wasp Impostors!

At the moment our lovely office is being invaded with bloody hoverflies! They are completely harmless, but they have me completely on edge because they are black and yellow just like wasps. Every time one flies near me or lands Read more …

Stinkyink Coupon Code

Good news… if you need to buy Printer Ink Cartridges, and you read my blog you can get a great deal at Stinkyink! Just enter the coupon / discount code ‘ANDYWARB‘ on the basket page to save 5%! Just a Read more …

Review: Game of Thrones – Series 1

Before I start this review, I just want to say, I haven’t read the “A Song of Ice and Fire” novels that Game of Thrones is based on. I’m writing purely about the TV show (although, after series 1 I Read more …

Why not just avoid the madness?

I love my wife. Dearly, more than anything in the world, but sometimes, I just don’t understand the way she works. For instance, I know that when I’m in a bad mood I’m a complete twat to be around, so Read more …

Will the New iPhone EVER be released?

I’m desperate for a new iPhone. Seriously. My 3GS has slowly been dying a death, the moment, the screen is broken, the case is falling apart and the home button doesn’t function. I’m pretty much only able to make calls Read more …

My Head of Many Colours

So, inspired by my good friend Sarah’s (aka PopLedge) recent post about caring for your curls, I thought I would take a strange diversion from my usual land of geekery and do my very own hair post! It’s been a Read more …