Andy Warburton

Sleep Deprived Geek in Blunderland

Archive for May, 2005

Expert I am… Yessss… —

It seems to me that I've finally started to be regarded as a bit of an expert my field. I've recently been paid a large sum just to create a report analysing a clients website. This came about after a five minute phone call with the customer. It seems that five minutes was all it [...]

Combo Cursing… —

I've been thinking lately that swearing just isn't having the desired effect anymore. It seems that curse words have become the norm and this kind of ruins the impact. To combat this, I've come up with a new range of combo-cursewords that allow you to double the impact of a normal swearword by combining two [...]

Best iPod Ad EVER! —

Who else thinks that instead of using the likes of U2 in their “shadow people” iPod ads, Apple should use the ultimate funkmeister Jamiroquai? I could just imagine him dancing to his new choon “feels just like it should' or 'Virtual Insanity' iPod stylee. I reckon it would look ace! Another random snippet bought to [...]

Still busy busy busy… —

It's amazing how little you appreciate free time to muck about and do very little until you don't have it any more. I'm still up to my eyeballs with business stuff and other general life things and then a week or so back I did a humpty dumpty and fell off a wall hurting my [...]

Directions…… —

1. Start at Manchester Airport. 2. Catch flight from Manchester to London Heathrow Airport. 3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 5. Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South” - follow for 0.2 miles. 6. Bear left onto the highway [...]

Ou Et Le Redesign? —

It's not happening… well, not for now anyway. I'm far too busy faffing about with the new laptop and various other bits and bobs to have time for the planned redesign. So… for now, your'e just going to have to make do with the old one. )