The other night, me and the missus were eating a packet of peanuts on the back of the packet it had the warning message “may contain nuts”. What the hell is that about? Who would buy a packet of nuts thinking that they wouldn't contain nuts? Jesus, it's not like any sane person would open a packet of peanuts and expect a hippo to drive out in a bright green Ferarri wearing a tutu or something. Are people today really that stupid? DUHHH!!