I remember when I was younger my mum explaining to me something about me not being able to have two hamsters due to the fact that they would fight. At the time I agreed it would be horrible but thinking about it now, it's occured to me that hamsters fighting would in fact be really cool!

Think about it… two furry little warriors each armed with a sharp instrument battling it out to the death it would be the perfect combination of violence and cuteness! I think this weekend I'm going to build a hamster combat arena complete with dramatic lighting, then buy some rare mongolian fighting hamsters and watch them go at it. Then at the end when there is only one hamster left standing I could boom “FINISH HAM” [pun] and the stronger hamster would perform some wicked kickass final move that would involve ripping off his opponents head and then spinning it around overhead before finally tossing the corpse into the spinning exercise wheel of doom where it would spin round and round before flying out into the crowd with a satisfying *splatter* noise.

NB: No Hamsters were harmed during the making of this sick mental fantasy. (although I did step on a chinchilla that was wondering around on the floor in the pet shop).

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