Happy Birthday! —
Here ya go… just as I promised! The cake i bake(d) ;o) Whatcha think? It's a beauty aint it?
Archive for December, 2004
Things You Can Only Say at Christmas —
A colleague at work sent me this… enjoy! I prefer breasts to legs. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. Smother the butter all over the breasts! If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! I've never seen a better spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Are you ready for [...]
Here we go again… —
There definatly seems to be some sort of full on Spam offensive against Pmachine users going on at the moment. I have a PM powered blog on another domain that I was developing in connection with my iPod accessory business and they've been hitting that with comment spam every minute on the minute for the [...]
The Ultimate Defence? —
Well… I think I've found a way to stop the comment spam but sadly it's come at a cost. From now on before you can post comments you must sign up as a member and login. It's a pretty painless process and I know that because of it far less people are going to comment [...]
Buggerit —
Hmmm seems that my last effort against the war on Spam didn't work too well, so I've had to disable comments again. Poo.
That should stop ya! BASTARDS! —
Right… from now on before you can post a comment you have to click the preview button. Loads of TextPattern users insist that this tiny little inconvenience stops the majority of spam bots in their tracks. Well… time will see on that one but in the mean time, commenting is once again OPEN! enjoy! In [...]
Here it is… —
Since you all seemed so very interested in seeing what shade of red my hair turned out as, here's a pic taken on Friday night. Still… even red hair is better than the crappy ginger colour I had the day before! I think I'll give dying my hair black another shot soon (before it fades [...]
Fuckin Spammy Wankers —
I'm being hammered by comment spam at the moment and it seems that from the look of it so is Rich. I've turned off commenting for a while, while I find a solution. I'll try and get commenting back on ASAP. Sorry guys.
Damnit Again! —
&*$%?”?$*%!!!!! After getting fed up of the ginger jokes last night I bleached my hair and then re-applied the black. ITS FUCKING WELL GONE BRIGHT FUCKING RED!!! Why? What have I done to deserve this? Will my hair ever go back to being a “normal” colour? This is sooooooo unfair! In other news we have [...]
Lookin' Good —
This next statement is going to sound a bit big-headed but, I think after today I can well and true call myself a “web design guru”. True… I may not have 10+ year's of experience like the elders of modern web design Eric Meyer, Jeffery Zeldman and my personal idol Dan Cederholm (I'm sitting here [...]