Andy Warburton

Sleep Deprived Geek in Blunderland

Archive for November, 2004

Euggghhh —

There are some really sappy, yucky, horribly gross things that some couples do to display their affection for one another but do you know what's really really sickly? That's when their affection spills over onto the Internet and they get a “joint” email address. You know the ones… stuff like “gemmaandpaul@hotmail.com” or “davelovessarah@hotmail.com” or even [...]

Oi… Copper! —

Bugger. Bugger bugger bugger bugger BUGGER! Last night I decided I'd gotten bored of the green and stuck on some black hair dye. Now you'd think being the darkest colour in the world ever black would wipe over pretty much every colour going right? WRONG. Turns out… black dye on top of green dye somehow [...]

Oh Happy Days! —

As a webdesigner sometimes you have to build really, really DULL websites. Websites where the client insists on a blue and grey colour scheme with reams of dull text and nothing that you can connect with in anyway shape or form. Then occassionally a really good website will come your way… Something that you can [...]

Long Time No Blog —

Yeah yeah… I know I haven't blogged in like a week but I've been embroiled in a post birthday boozy haze of partying, drinking and driving (obviously… not all at the same time). I think I might be a bit quieter than normal on the blogging front over coming weeks because: a) Due to the [...]

A Very Nice Birthday. —

Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys. Much appreciated. I had a pretty nice birthday, nothing overly exciting but it could of definitely been a whole lot crappier. Although my birthday wasn't until Tuesday the missus decided to catch me off guard by having the living room all decorated out with candles and having a [...]

23 Tomorrow —

It's my birthday tomorrow. Tomorrow it will be 23 years since my mum went to the loo expecting to take a crap and had my horned head burst out through her ass with the intention of terrorising the world until the end of my days. OK… that's not strictly true. It was a pretty normal [...]

Rememberence Sunday —

I've just come back from the Rememberance Sunday parade in Droitwich. It's nice to see so many people gathered together in rememerbance, but it bothers me that out of the whole population of the town, so few actually make the effort. I think it's partially because the whole ceremony is very religion based (hymns, prayers [...]

Interesting Night. —

Saturday night. Party night. The night to go out and get smashed with all your mates and dance like an idiot. What have I done tonight? First me and the Missus went to Morrisons to do our weekly shopping. What fun. Now I'm sitting at my computer browsing blogexplosion sites, eating a pot noodle and [...]

Crap Explosion —

I recently signed up for that blogexplosion thingy that everyone is talking about. It's a cool concept and I'm sure that if they approve my account It'll probably help generate me a whole heap more traffic, but it has bought one especially horrible realisation in out of the cold. There are a whole heap of [...]