Andy Warburton

Sleep Deprived Geek in Blunderland

Serial Killer Worcester —

I was just having a nosey through DJ's stats post and it reminded me to check out my own stats which I havent looked at in yonks. Anyways… I found the following very disturbing search term:

serial killer worcester What were you expecting to find here?

“welcome to the blog of Andy Kettle. Andy is a 22 year old serial killer from Worcester specialising in brutal rape of teenagers, chainsaw attacks and suffocating old ladies in their bedrooms. I have recently been responsible for a spate of murders in the worcester area. In my spare time I enjoy necrophillia and making myself wearable suits out of dead bodies. If you are interested in having me kill you or one of your friends in a particually fiendish and messy way you can email me here”

For fucks sake… what is wrong with you people nowadays? Does this really look like the blog of a serial killer? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!


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