Blogging about life as a 30 year old nerd, husband and father.
You may have noticed the little bio that has appeared at the top of the page telling you a bit about my dope web skillz. Why is it there? Well… I've noticed that my site is appearing number 3 on google when you search for “web designer blog”. Big deal you might think… well, it [...]
I'm a big fat bastard. For my lunch today I have eaten 12 mini scotch eggs, 3 Cadbury Chocolate Rolls, 2 Bannanas and 2 Muller Corners (one fruit, one Krunch). I am such a fucking pig. Anyways… if you have found this website by searching for any of the following terms please shut down your [...]
Me n the missus haven't hardly spoken tonight. Not since I shouted at her when I came home from work. Now I rarely shout at anyone… I'm a calm and collected kind of guy and I rarely loose my rag, but when I come home after a long day to find the chain on the [...]
You guys should check this out: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/08/bbloopers_used.html
Well… since all the gals are naming their boobies at the mo, I figured it's only fair that us guys get to name our penises! Your Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible Get your own Penis Name For some reason my desk at work seems to be infested with insects. First it was this little [...]
Nope… I'm not singing. I'm talking about last night. Yesterday we had a nice shipment arrive from the lovely people at iSkin. 100-odd iSkin eVo2's, all of which had to be packed and shipped to our customers. This is the problem with accepting pre-orders on new products - you get the money nice and early [...]
No… silly, not the horrible bulk email crap that we all get each and every single fucking day of our lives. The meaty type that comes in a tin! I just had Spam fritters and cheesy Heinz Spaghetti for tea, and boy I enjoyed it! I really like simple food and this was right up [...]
Please… don't ask me how or where I came across this site. You don't want to know! 12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home By the way… guys, it hurts to even read this website. I don't reccomend you try this at home. EVER. UPDATE: I've just finished reading this site… [...]
For some reason I was just feeling bored, so I took it upon myself to make a turd out a rolled up ball of blutak. I like blutak, its fun to play with and lets me be creative in three dimensions without having to worry about the distructive capactity of colour varients (what they fuck [...]
K-I-S-S-I-N-G ) Well… I wouldn't go that far… but the two companies have joined forces. You can see news about it here. (this was the thing I wouldn't tell you a few days back). Rich… I hate you for breaking this before I could. ;o) In case you didn't know I'm an employee of Namesco [...]