Cat's are evil, evil creatures. Not as evil as clowns, but definatly more evil than candyfloss. Why the sudden hatred of cats? Because for the first time ever I'm having to live with one. My girlfriends sister has buggered off to greece and left us house/cat sitting.

Harry (the cat) is hell bent on driving me to an early grave. He started off yesterday by sneaking up behind the chair I was sitting on and pouncing on me TWICE! then later on he snuck a viscous white cat into the house who hissed at me every time i tried to clear it out.

Then, just as I was drifting off to sleep Harry decides to jump onto my pillow and once again scare the crap out of me. Of course, that wasn't enough for Harry… oh no. The little fiend then proceeded to walk over my face at leat 4 times during the night, waking me on each occasion.

I swear… I'm buying a fricking bell for that cat so I can hear it coming and tonight I'm sleeping with the door shut.

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