As sung by the ever funny Chris Moyles on the radio one breakfast show this morning: (sing to the tune of “tis the season to be jolly”).

T'is the season to be horny
Fa la la la, la la la la
Chocolates, Flowers all things corny
Fa la la la, la la la la
In the lounge a candle flickers
Fa la la la, la la la la
I just can't wait to get in your knickers
Fa la la la, la la la LAAAAA!

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