So… my dad reckons that I use the house like a hotel… he kept saying it over and over and over again. Bollocks do I! If I was gonna pay to stay in a hotel I'd be there every night, not just one or two nights a week! Oh and he's moaning that I don't pay enough board (ie rent) and that I help myself to food. Well thats bollocks for starters. I always buy my own food and more often than not I eat at Steph's anyway. So my dad has come to a conclusion: I have to tell him before I'm going to go home. The place where I pay rent to live, I'm no longer allowed to come and go as I please. Only when he says so. What a fucking crock of shit that is.

I'm sorry about my language but I'm pissed off that I have a father that cares more about the bitch he's only known for just over a year than he does for his own son. Selfish fuck.

Anyways onto happier things… the scary searches seem to be reappearing in my stats again.

Just look what people are searching for:

pics of stinky buds - WTF? what are people hoping to find?

male stinky feet - whats wrong with you people?

new sex position - Have I ever written about sex? I think not!

dont give a fuck - Thats nice for you!

list the 10 things that can turn your bloke on - Whaaaaaaat?

anti-fungal cream asda - Thats just disturbing! but why Asda?

buddy holly plane crash pics - Yeah… like your gonna find them here!

And finally… a collection of people that are obsessed with chest hair, sideburns and moustaches!

my mustache
shave off
chest shave

chest shaving
grow a stubble without shaving
how to grow stubble
my sideburns
pics my sideburns

I've decided… you people are all quite clearly mental.

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