WOOO! I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT!!!

Thanks to everyone who sponsored me for blogathon 2003! Thanks to you I've managed to raise a total of 82.25! (thats probably well over $100!) Its really appreciated and its going to a brilliant cause! Comic Relief help millions of suffering people all over the world every year, whether its in the most poverty stricken areas of Africa or homeless people here in the UK. Every single penny donated will go to helping someone less fortunate than ourselves.

I also want to thank the people that commented on my posts during the thon. You guys helped keep my spirit alive and stop me falling asleep. Love you all!

Does this look like one tired dude to you or what? ;o)

time for one last joke? I think so!

One day, Todd complained to his friend, ” My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, ” Don't bother. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it and it only costs $10.00.” Todd figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, outpopped a small slip of paper which read:
” You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy labour. It will be better in two weeks” .
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was & how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

Well… thats it for this year I guess! Thanks again everyone!

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