Only one more hour to go… this is soooo cool! I don't believe I've made it through this far. The only thing that can stop me completing the blogathon now is a complete server outage or a plane crash landing in my house! I can tell you right now, this has been one hell of an experience, there were points last night where I thought I wouldnt make it, but a quick nap soon sorted that one out!

Joke anyone?

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.
So, the construction worker dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vice. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, ” Stop! Stop! You're not going to..To.. cut it off, are you?!?”

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, ” Nope. You are. *I'm* going to set the garage on fire.”

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