Andy Warburton

Sleep Deprived Geek in Blunderland

Brilliant! —

I don't believe it! Finally this sleep deprivation has paid off! I've just had a brilliant idea for a series of interlinked websites… Of course being me, there would have to be a database back end, but I think that with a bit of a push I could really make them quite popular! I'mnot gonna go into full details here cos someone might nick it, but I'll keep you updated if I decide to go ahead with it!

Hey ho… another joke!

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student said, ” What about extreme sexual exhaustion?” , and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, ”
Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write.”


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