Yeah! We're on the home straight now baby! Only 2 hours left! WOOOOOO! My brilliant fiance has finally gotten off her arse and climbed out of bed, so I've sent her downstairs to make me some brekkie (since I clearly cannot be arsed to move from this here chair!).

Once thing I have to do before the end of the thon is give one of my sponsors a big plug! Mal from Speeding.co.uk sponsored me a massive 20 which is the biggest pledge I've receieved from anyone during the thon. I've worked closely with Mal over the last couple of years on his website and just recently helped him take a step into the world of blogging as well! Speeding.co.uk has a massive range of wicked car accessories and gadgets… everything from dixie horns to rev counters, to neons and funky extras like those wicked towels that are marked so you know which end to wipe your face on and which to wipe your arse on. )

Anyways… check out these sites!

Speeding.co.uk - http://www.speeding.co.uk

Mals Blog - http://www.mal.speeding.co.uk

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, ” Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself, ” Good, I want to get outta here, I'm smart and will answer the question” .
The teacher asked, ” Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Jay said, ” Abraham Lincoln” .
The teacher said, ” That's right Jay. You can go” . Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, ” Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, ” Martin Luther King” .
The teacher said, ” That's right Mary. You can go” . Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, ” Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Carol said, ” John Kennedy” . The teacher said, ” That's right Carol. You can go” . Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said,

” I wish these women would keep their mouths shut” .
The teacher asked, ” WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny said, ” BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?”

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