yay! Its that time of the month again (no… i havent got the decorators in… i'm a BLOKE remember?). Finally after weeks of seriously lacking money, my pays in. So today I treated myself to a dinner of smoked salmon parcels and tesco's prawn cocktail. OK.. its hardly a banquet, but i love smoked salmon and I felt the need to eat some today.

Also my new Visual Quick Pro guide to PHP arrived today. Now I can play around with GD and start learning about Object Oriented Programming (sounds fun, i can hardly wait!) ;o)

So Britney Spears has finally admitted she's tried drugs, drinks, smokes and isnt a virgin. For fucks sake… i mean, big fucking whoopee doo! She's the same age as me. She's only human, why the hell has she been pretending that she's not for all this time.

Anyways, i reckon Mr Timberlake was only with her to get a peice of the britney pie… i mean who wouldnt? Lets face it, he wined her, dined her, fucked her and dumped her. Could you imagine going out with such a stroppy little bitch full time? Jeeeesus, it'd do my nut right in!

I got the chance to have a little play with the new release of MacOS X today… codenamed Panther. Outwardly its pretty similar to Jaguar but has a bunch of wicked new features, including this sweet little gadget that lets you expand your desktop so you can see every single window simoultaniously. Its gotta be seen to be believed, but it looks seriously cool.

Greg Rusedski impressed me last night with his outburst at wimbledon Apparently he said fucking four times. He also said wanker frigging and shit. You know what good on him… that little twat in the croud should have kept their fucking mouth shut while he's playing and thats stupid fucking umpire should have let him replay the point… he was bang out of order, and in those circumstances i would have been up in the crowd finding the noisy little bastard and beating the shit out of him.

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