Andy Warburton

Sleep Deprived Geek in Blunderland

Archive for June, 2003

Gordacious! —

Acts of Gord never fails to make me smile. Its essentially the experiences of a bloke who runs a computer game shop. Day after day idiots come in, and he writes about them on the site. If you've ever worked with the public, you'll know what this guy goes through. Heres a funny story I [...]

Dodgy Guts… —

Hmmm that booze i drank last night wasnt sitting too well on my guts when i woke up… In fact, I've been feeling really off all morning. Well, at least until I managed to grab myself a greasy bacon n egg butty. Now I feel muuuuuuch better! ;o) I havent heard from Charlie for a [...]

I is googlin… —

So… i finally did it. I actually resorted to paying to advertise this site. I've started a campaign with google adwords. If you search for blog on any of googles english languages sites, this domain will come up in the adwords section on the right. Cool huh? ;o) Today I'm happy. P-rock has finally reappeared [...]

Pay Day! —

yay! Its that time of the month again (no… i havent got the decorators in… i'm a BLOKE remember?). Finally after weeks of seriously lacking money, my pays in. So today I treated myself to a dinner of smoked salmon parcels and tesco's prawn cocktail. OK.. its hardly a banquet, but i love smoked salmon [...]

Ooops! —

My Audioblog thingy stopped working tonight… couldnt work out why, then I realised I'd set the column as a TINYINT which has a maximum value of 255. doh. I've changed it to a bog standard normal INT with a 4 character limit, so i should be good for just under 10,000 new tracks! ) Thats [...]

Stood Up… —

Gutted… completly gutted, thats pretty much all I can say at the mo. Tonight I was supposed to be meeting the delectable Charlie again… unfortunatly due to problems else where, Charlie was unable to make it, leaving me feeling kinda bummed out. Its a shame really… I was looking forward to meeting Charlie again and [...]

Stood Up… —

Gutted… completly gutted, thats pretty much all I can say at the mo. Tonight I was supposed to be meeting the delectable Charlie again… unfortunatly due to problems else where, Charlie was unable to make it, leaving me feeling kinda bummed out. Its a shame really… I was looking forward to meeting Charlie again and [...]

Bored… bored, bored bored BORED! —

goddamit I'm bored. Feeling kinda blue today… not entirly sure why, but hey, such is life. For other people feeling like me heres a few funnies to brighten your day. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 23 [...]

Funny… —

Sorry… I saw this and just couldnt resist posting it… On another completely seperate note not related to stuffed rabbit porn I came across this game. Its about killing webdesigners… I found this particually offensive what with being a webdesigner myself… still bloody funny tho… ;o) I think my dog might be mental… Every five [...]

Catching up… —

I think I'm slowly begining to catch up on some sleep… slowly but surely… I was knackered when I woke up this morning, but by lunchtime I was back on form and by mid afternoon, I was back to me hyperactive old self… I wonder what tomorrow will be like. Today I've discovered that there [...]