Eating: Fish n chips
Drinking: Anything with caffine

Listening: Its just porn mum - Trucks I've noticed recently that my personal life has become a lot less interesting since I got back together with my girlfreind. Suddenly my life is stable… i have no wild scary emotions, and no desire to go out and get pissed all the time.

Its really quite scary because all of a sudden, my lifes boring! theres no thrill of going out on the pull, no dealing with hangovers, and no worries about psyco ex's bothering me!

Despite all this, i really can't complain. Its kinda nice being happy for a change. Although i'm not really sure how long my unrivled bliss is going to last, what with President Bush declaring war on anything that moves. then again, I have a feeling that i'm not the only person on the planet that feels Bush is a trigger happy warmonger. I mean, its obvious! You can just tell that this man is gagging to get involved in a war!

Personally i'm quite happy that we're a long way away FROM america, but at the same time, theres no doubt in my mind that his little lapdog tony blair will follow him everywhere he goes! Even if that becomes another full blown world war! I'm not saying that they should give Saddam the benefit of the doubt, he's an evil son of a c*nt, but surly theres another solution to all out war?

I read today, that the DVLA are to make driving tests harder by introducing a visual awareness test. Basically the person taking the test sits in front of a plasma screen tv and point out the hazards with a mouse. the only thing is, theres only one hazard per clip to identify…

The first thing my driving instructor ever taught me, was that when you drive *everything* is a hazard. Apparently on the demo unveiled recently, the hazard was a woman running down the street. What about the parked cars? The oncoming traffic, overhanging tree's…? Surely it would be better to have one long clip, and get the participant to point out the 10 most dangerous hazards… all i can say is ” thank god i've already passed” If feel sorry for my girlfreind tho cos her test is due soon.

For those of you in the uk, taking your tests, the new style test starts on november 14th this year! Good luck!

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