blonde joke… —
Just saw this on the net and it made me piss! Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a computer ? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once .
Archive for March, 2001
God i hate sundays —
I dont know what i was thinking last night! i stayed up until 5am, just slobbing about on the sofa! i had absolutly NO desire whatsoever to go to bed, so i just chilled out and watched telly! Anyways, i got up about 2:30 - well thats what my alarm clock said, but i hadnt [...]
OW MY FREAKING HEAD!!! —
oh my god!!! i have just had the worst hangover of my entire fucking life!! me and rich decided to go for a few bevies in barrels and we ended up in tramps! rich was driving (not drinking!) and i lost the ability to hold my drinks (i mean, i physically dropped them!!). its surprising [...]
merry christmas!! —
nah, only joking. it snowed yesterday which was a bit weired considering its supposed to be spring! just goes to show the effect global warming is having on the world. I dont care. i like snow. im still gonna keep driving my car and using spray-on deoderant, after all it'll be years before it has [...]
tuesday tuesday… so crap for me… —
Hmmmm poo day all round really Ex girlfreind wont take the hint, despite the fact i told her we didnt have a hope in hell of ever getting back together, she's now taken to sending me dirty txt messages to try and 'woo' me back. fat chance, nora batty has more of a chance with [...]
Monday Monday, So good to me! ;o) —
Gooooooood morning vietnam! As you may have guessed i woke up in an exceptionally good mood this morning! I think it's cos i sat and watched human traffic last night (top flik BTW), made me realise how much i really love clubbing, and that its been waaay to long since i last went (almost 3 [...]
Money money money… —
YES! finally got my cheque today from my insurance company! i can't be arsed to hang around waiting for the cheque to clear so im going to cheque cashers in worcester to get it changed. Did you know they only charge 7%+ ?2.75 to do it? thats only gonna cost me ?27!! Gonna get me [...]
late night posting —
Hmmm just sitting here by the computer mucking about as usual. Im a bit miffed cos i screwed up the settings on www.droitwichonline.com and now its not working… don't you just hate it when your talking to a really cool person in a chat room then your stupid computer crashes, or your ISP disconnects? I [...]
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